Water. Bubbles. Wonky Cucumbers No sugar. No calories. No sweetener. *We infuse our delicious sparkling water with real, wonky fruit. That's the bent, crushed, curved misshapen, knobbly fruit which others say no to. By accepting the misfits we are helping to reduce food waste. 3 - Simple Ingredients British spring water - Freshly sprung from our splendid isles and pure in every way. Wonky fruit - We judge on taste not looks. Bubbles - A natural lift without the sugar, fake flavours or calories.